Niemiecki in English:

I don't understand German.

Gerhard Schroeder is the first German chancellor not to have lived through World War II.

Even Dwarfs Started Small is a 1970 film by German director Werner Herzog.

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

A dream... I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit.

I would recommend to everyone that can speak German that they read "Liebesgeschichte" by Hans Peter Richter.

The European Union has 23 official languages, theoretically with the same rights, but in practice only 3 working languages: English, French and German.

Fahrenheit is a German inventor who invented the thermometer. At the same time, his name is given to a unit of temperature.

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

Creationists were in my prayers today when I saw a program about a German vineyard near Lake Constance. They said the soil was very rich, created by a volcano 15 million years ago.

German punctuation is pedantic, English punctuation is chaotic, and for Esperanto Dr. Zamenhof suggested we look towards our mother tongue as a guideline. Go figure!

With the first election of a woman into the seat of chancellor, the feminine complement of the word, "chancelière," was chosen as the Word of the Year in 2005 by the Academy of German Language.

The brave sentry thinks it's funny that most Spanish 3rd-person-sentences have six possible ways of being translated to German.