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Where's the toilet?

With no picks how did you break in? "The toilet window was open."

Tom asked Mary to pick up some toothpaste and some toilet paper at the supermarket.

Is it possible to catch AIDS from toilet seats? "No, it isn't."

a large bowl and pipe attached to the floor and wall in a bathroom, used to collect body waste * Cleaning the toilet is my least favorite household chore.

When I got worried and went to check on him, it looked like he'd barricaded himself in the department's toilet and wasn't coming out.

Anyhow, lunch ... is where I wanted to go but I decided to go to the toilet first.

Gentlemen, lift the toilet seat! Ladies also like to sit dry.

If you piss on the toilet seat, wipe it off!

From the corridor, you can reach the living room, the kitchen, and the toilet, or you can take the stairs upstairs, where the bedrooms and the bathroom are.

Before meeting your guests, be sure to carefully check that the toilet door locks.

Women - why do they want to go to toilet in groups? I don't get it at all.

Jack's phone FELT INTO the toilet but Jack DRIED IT with a TOWEL

What's the technical terminology for assisting someone to go to the toilet with a urine bottle?

That's right. At the least I wish they'd add one to the first floor as well ... Wait a mo! Why are you here!? "'Why' is obvious isn't it? It's so we can go to the toilet together."

Tom hurt his left knee during practice, so John had to play the game in his place.

When both girls told John they had feelings for him, he was in a quandary as to which girl he should be with.

John works hard.

On hearing himself praised, John was deeply embarrassed.

John hit the jackpot. His efforts paid off beyond his wildest dreams.

Do you have a John Harrison in your employ?

That'd be nice. What about inviting John and Mary?

I trust what Matthew, Mark, Luke and John said, and if I were ever the victim in a car accident I'd be very happy if they were my witnesses.

My father is not really in favor of our marriage, because John still has no job.

When John's neighbor saw John selling drugs, she blew the whistle on him.

I think John is quite selfish, and a little bit vain. He isn't easy to get on with.

John took the lion's share of the lottery winnings; he claimed it was his idea to buy the ticket in the first place.

Lyndon Johnson took over presidency when John Kennedy was assassinated.

As is often the case with foreigners, John dislikes nattou.

After John became manager, he told me he would never have expected to reach such a high position.